Quark (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
wouldbenagus) wrote2017-10-05 11:34 am
wouldbenagus) wrote2017-10-05 11:34 am
Voicemail
"Really. A 'phone' system. That's adorable.
"You've reached Quark, owner and proprieter of Quark's! If this is a complaint about the holosuites, please hang up and call someone else. If you'd like to place an order for self-sealing stem bolts, I can get them for you wholesale. If it's some other matter, please leave a message and specify the nature of the compensation you'll be making for my listening time."
*Beep*
"You've reached Quark, owner and proprieter of Quark's! If this is a complaint about the holosuites, please hang up and call someone else. If you'd like to place an order for self-sealing stem bolts, I can get them for you wholesale. If it's some other matter, please leave a message and specify the nature of the compensation you'll be making for my listening time."
*Beep*